unhealthyfanobsession:

After his chat with Rhysand on solstice Azriel drunkenly ordered this ad, which ran in the Prythian papers the following morning.

mellifluous-harbinger:

ACOTAR characters as John Mulaney quotes

Rhys, about Feyre:

Feyre, about Tamlin:

Azriel:

Cassian, when someone mentions Nesta:

Mor:

Elain:

Nesta, in ACOFAS:

Amren:

Bonus Feyre during the first part of ACOMAF:

caitsbooks:

Feyre: I am very small, and I have no money so you can imagine the kind of stress I’m under.

Rhysand: I’ll keep all my emotions right here and then one day I’ll die.

Cassian:  I would not say that, not even as a joke that my wife is a bitch and I don’t like her. That is not true. My wife is a bitch and I like her so much.

Azriel: You know those days when you’re like, this might as well happen? Adult life is already so goddamn weird.

Mor: It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them, and so much fun not to do them - especially when you were supposed to do them.

Amren: sometimes babies will point at me and I don’t care for that shit at all.

Elian: Why do people shush animals? They’ve never spoken!

Nesta: I quit drinking because I would black out, and I would ‘ruin parties’, or so I’m told.

Tamlin: I’m sorry about last night. It’s just that I’m mean and loud. It will probably happen again.

Lucien: I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing.

Amarantha: Every new song is about how “Tonight is the night” and how “We only have tonight.” That’s such 19-year-old garbage.

|| YA Books as John Mulaney || SOC || The Lunar Chronicles || ACOTAR || TOG|| The Cruel Prince || Wicked Saints ||

lady-of-the-spirit:

I’m not hating but it’s funny that every piece of art for the Archeron sisters I’ve seen, they all look exactly the same except for their expressions

Nesta: 😠

Elain: 🥺

Feyre: 😐

omgitsemilyward:

do they come in other styles?

[long drink of water]

not really

hubert-the-feel-eel:

Just wanted to say that I’m Rob Raco’s biggest fan because he got his big break from being on Riverdale for a season and then performed in an I Think You Should Leave skit where 20% of it was just making fun of Riverdale, what a legend.

<3

:

acosf as john mulaney quotes because we all need that shit

nesta:

emerie:

gwyn:

cassian:

az:

elain:

feyre:

lucien:

eris:

+bonus

the House:

bitcharella:

Feyre:

Rhysand:

Mor:

Amren:

Azriel:

Cassian:

Nesta:

Elain:

Lucien:

Tamlin:

(Elain’s is definitely my favorite)

theincorrectbookquotes:

Rhysand when he enters the Spring Court:

And now I’m back on tumblr.

crumplelush:

you can tell everything you need to know about a person by their favourite brooklyn nine nine cold opening

(via onastyamiga)

smolsamberg:

me: *knows people can find different things interesting/funny/worth watching and it’s totally normal that we have different opinions on the same stuff*

someone: i don’t like brooklyn nine nine

me:

(via captjakeperalta)